Man stabbed with meat thermometer at movie in CA

"Authorities say a man was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer after asking a woman to silence her cell phone during a screening of the film "Shutter Island" at a Southern California movie theater."

Smell in Colo census office was from pot next door

"Authorities say the strange odor seeping into a western Colorado Census Bureau office came from more than 1,000 marijuana plants growing next door."

World's strangest movie theater snacks

"Forget popcorn — try these authentic treats from around the globe"

Cold sheets? Hire a human 'bed-warmer'

"Holiday Inn offers trial run of service at 3 British hotels"

Police: Woman bit off a third of sister's nose

"Michigan 27-year-old faces charges of mayhem and domestic violence"

Zowie! Teens guzzle hot sauce, end up in ER

"In test of courage, eight German teens drink extreme chili sauce."

N-Dubz star Dappy 'sorry' over text message threats

"N-Dubz star Dappy has apologised to a woman for sending her threatening text messages, after she contacted BBC Radio 1 expressing her dislike for the band."

Earthquake preparations 'a disgrace', says seismologist

"The lack of earthquake planning by the international community is a "disgrace", a leading seismologist has said."

Heroin batch contamination fear in Barrow

"Police are warning that a contaminated batch of heroin could have surfaced in a town in Cumbria."

Search for patient missing from Essex hospital

"A search is being carried out for an elderly man who went missing after discharging himself from hospital in Essex against medical advice."

Can railway suicides be cut?

"Any suicide is tragic, but the 200 a year that happen on the railways are particularly shocking. The first national strategy in dealing with them hopes to cut the number by a fifth. But can people who want to end their own lives in this way really be helped?"

Scots 'drink 46 bottles of vodka'

"Adults in Scotland are drinking the equivalent of 46 bottles of vodka each in a year, a study has suggested."

Morne Morkel shines as England collapse to heavy defeat

"England crashed to defeat by an innings and 74 runs as South Africa's victory in the final Test in Johannesburg allowed them to draw the series."

Norwegian aid to Haiti increased

"The Norwegian government has increased its allocations of emergency funds for Haiti by another NOK 60 million, to a total of NOK 100 million."

Justice Will Prevail

"A lawyer in Charlotte, NC purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things." You have to read this, this is proof that even in a culture of crazy laws, justice will still prevail.

Swedish teen grows back face after pill horror

"A Swedish teen who saw much of her skin blister away due to a rare allergic reaction to an over the counter painkiller has resumed a normal life following a long and difficult recovery."

'More wolves should have been slain'

"The number of wolves killed in the recent government-sanctioned cull was not enough to maintain the ceiling level of 210 animals in the country, according to a wildlife researcher."

Bunny dance fraudster gets three years in jail

"A man claiming to be wheelchair bound has been jailed for three years after he was caught on camera dancing with a rabbit mascot at an amusement park in western Sweden."

: New Holmenkollen Hill ready on time

"The new Holmenkollen ski jumping hill, now under construction on the outskirts of Oslo, will be ready in time for the scheduled World Cup events in March."

Norwegian field hospital to Haiti

"The Norwegian Red Cross is Thursday sending a mobile field hospital to Haiti, to help victims of the earthquake."

Digger used to rip ATM from bank in Crossmaglen

"Thieves have used a digger to steal an ATM from a bank in Crossmaglen."

Woman tells of being stabbed by 4ft 6in fencing pin

"A woman has told a court how she felt a "clunk," seconds before she was stabbed in the neck with a 4ft 6in (1.4m) metal fencing pin."

Twin intimidated brother's stabbing victim

"A twin who intimidated someone his brother had stabbed has been jailed for two-and-a-half years."

Postman injured in 'nasty' attack in Cardiff

"A postman was punched in the face and head-butted as he collected mail at a post office."

Porton Down scientists in mission to protect juniper

"Government scientists involved in military research in Wiltshire have a new mission - to protect juniper."

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